Mommy: They're doing a big expansion at the fancy AJ's grocery store.
Mommy: They're still open while the construction's going on.
Dad: Hmmmm....how are they doing it.
Mommy: They're expanding into the stores to the left of the store.
Daddy: Did the restaurant close?
Mommy: There's no restaurant on the left.
Daddy: There's been one for years.
Mommy: No! No! No! On the left! Not the right!
Daddy: The restaurant's on the left side of the store.
Mommy: No! No! No!
Daddy: I identify as a grocery store. The restaurant is on my left.
Daughter: (Giggles ........ belly laughs........)
Daddy: (Laughter... tears)
Mommy: Stop! You two!
Daddy: I identify as a car. I just parked in front of the grocery. The empty stores are on my left.
Daughter: What kind of car?
Daddy: A Maserati.
Mommy: Excuse me.
Daddy: You're excused.